I Know What I Want and It’s Not What I Need

I Know What I Want and It’s Not What I Need

I woke up just 10 mins ago with the Golden Earring classic "Twilight Zone" in my head. Specifically: Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned The lyrics are a little different in my head with 'twilight' being replaced by the word 'friendship' . I guess it's [...]

The Car Park Attendant?

The Car Park Attendant?

I have a funeral to go to today and I don't know what to wear.  Usually it's simple right? Wear black...well in real life that's easy for me because pretty much everything I wear is black. But, the instructions for the funeral say wear a 'touch of colour'. Now I'm wondering how much a touch [...]