Y’all Need Jesus

This is one of my favourite shirts for so many reasons! Whenever I put it on I hear Sady in my head (bear in mind we’ve had Sady on my legs, my butt, my head…now she’s IN my head). I read this shirt in Sady’s voice in my head. It’s always shortly followed by Sady saying ‘Waving Waterfall Jeeeezus’. I am sure I have written about the phenomenon that was Waving Waterfall Jesus but just in case you missed it, I will recap.

It all starts when Sady buys some land. Now I can’t remember who was the chicken and who was the egg in this story, but suffice it to say that Sady wound up living next to someone who was…well, let’s say they were very open about their faith and beliefs. Nothing wrong with that at all. Unless. you live next door to Atheist of the Year 4 years running and Apprentice Spawn of the Devil…Sady.

So, the neighbours lived in a little (full bright) church, their outdoor furniture was prim pews and there were various elements of Christian iconography scattered (and I mean that literally) around their land. This had the same effect on our budding Luciferess as introducing the baby Damien to a bath full of holy water. As in, it brought out her best side *grins*.

I’ve mentioned the scattered objects, well, one of them was a ‘Flat Waving Jesus’ who, in the true spirit of walking on water, was floating in a waterfall. Thereby Waving Waterfall Jesus was born…or reborn…or risen. Sady invited us all over, one by one, to visit with Waving Waterfall Jesus, who seemed to be slightly turned towards her house…a sort of ‘face-off’ with Sady.  In our group of friends Waving Waterfall Jesus was an icon, a thing, something we talked about a lot. We started to mention him to other people and they wanted to visit with Waving Waterfall Jesus too.

“WAIT A MINUTE!” thought Sady. “I’ve got a tourist attraction on my hands!”. We all know that when visiting a tourist attraction or one of the Seven Wonders of the World, the visitor experience is important and Sady didn’t want her nonpaying customers to be disappointed. So, she built a viewing platform. It had everything you could need for a visit with Waving Waterfall Jesus…chairs, a telescope for a close up view, Jesus paraphernalia, drinks and food, and of course an excellent view of the Eighth wonder…Waving Waterfall Jesus.

Soon after that, this tee was released by Tres Blah…and I know it should really say ‘Y’all need Waving Waterfall Jesus’

Credits:

Head – Lelutka – Cate 3.0

*Skin – Glam Affair – Ilary **NEW** at Uber

Shape – My Own

Top -tres blah- Knotted Raglan

*Shorts – ChicModa / Piper Shorts **NEW** at Cosmopolitan

*Hair – Moon. Hair. // Distance **NEW** at Kustom9

[ kunst ] – Joint & holder (V2)

Pose – K&S Poses – Katya

*O.M.E.N – Spring Daisies Truck **NEW** at FaMESHed